A Conversation between Two Brothers:
"So, you honestly believe that the secret of life is beer?"
"Yup. There is no more perfect beverage ever created by man or god. I daresay that if you actually travelled into the mythical realm of Zeus and his cronies, you'd find the Ambrosia they served on the slopes of Mount Olympus was nothing more than a nice Guiness bitter served warm by an Irishman named Malloy."
"By an Irishman, no less?"
"Of course. It takes an Irishman to respect beer enough to pour it the way it deserves to be poured."
"That's a bit racist."
"Only if you've never drunk beer poured by an Irishman."
"Okay, okay - so let's skip it. What's the secret of life in beer, then?"
"What, you mean you don't know?"
"Humor me."
"Fine. It gets poured for you - a standard measure. It may get poured well or poorly - maybe you'll have a big head and a lot of foam, but only a little substance. Maybe it's all beer, but without anything that makes drinking it interesting - it's gone flat. Who knows? Thing is - you get your beer and you pay for it just like everybody else. You even get it in the same size glass."
"Right.. I'm with you so far."
"Thing is, your beer isn't going to be just like anybody elses. Some are black, some are golden. Some are flavoured with raspberries for chrissake. Some are twenty bucks a glass, and some are only found on nickel beer night. Some people are going to look at your beer and laugh, and others are going to envy your beer. Doesn't matter, though - it's your beer. You picked it out, and you get to drink it."
"Hmmmm..."
"Bear with me. Thing is - you're going to drink that beer, and hopefully you're going to enjoy it. Some folks try some beer they don't like, and end up pouring it out before they're done - other people go for the last couple of drops you can never get out of the glass. Some people just drink half and let the rest warm up .. or cool down, depending. In the end, though - you finish your beer. Then you're going to piss it out. It's what you do
with your beer that counts."
"Riiiight. And you figured all of this out.. when?"
"I was drunk at the time."
"Makes sense."
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